Lashkiheim

I just met the Devil, apparently hes going by the name of “Zelda 2” these days

That was the fastest twelve hours of my life, actually maybe the longest. I dont fucken know anymore but I think i won…probably…

I need to finish making use of this 2 week trial on Crunchyroll. What anime should i watch with three days remaining?

Well this weekend was exciting, I made decent progress on the rings for my chain mail. Saved a bee from drowning and had the little fucker hang out with me for half an hour before flying back to his bee friends. I still have yet to be stung by any form of bee or wasp. My cousin tried to hook me up with a girl that i suspect to be related to me. Shot my bow for the first time this summer, im pleased to say that my accuracy somehow has not diminished. Cooked a feast today for my dad. And now i only have to go to one more graduation party where i don’t know a god damned soul. 

Note to self: In the future, avoid falling asleep on a bed of pliers, wire cutters, and metal wire assortments.

How disappointing, two years in a row without birthday sex.

Waking up and having to double check if i clicked tumblr or pornhub, not sure if this is a good start to my birthday or not….

So my shower time spider friend just greeted me by crawling out of my shower right after i had undressed, descending at my location and staring me in the face roughly 3 inches away, then descending further to stare at my genitals for a solid 30 seconds. After this encounter he returned to the ceiling and went back into his corner home in the shower.